Oh yeah? Well, I know where your favorite pair of Jimmy Choos are.*
You better get this hat off my head before I rip your face off!*You know that look pets give you when you tell them you're taking them to the park and instead you go to the vet? The one that says I hate you and how could you at the same time? My fussy Cocker Spaniel, Ducky, has perfected it and Oscar has mastered the "how could you?" part. Spooky has her own brand of look that smacks of pure disdain. I do not like being on the receiving end of those looks. Rick and I love our pets dearly. They are family to us, but alas they are not "invited" to the wedding. We're not saying we don't love them, we're just saying no to dog tuxedos and cat dresses. Cat dresses? Seriously.
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*Not our pets, we're not that stupid.

I tried to picture Spooky in a dress and then my brain short-circuited. Getting her to wear a hat is hard enough. :)
ReplyDeleteI take that back, one of us dared to dress our pets up. I'm looking at you Rick and I have the angry Spooky picture to prove it. Man did she look murderous.
ReplyDelete*cough* OK, Oscar likes t-shirts when it's cold and they do have cute little Halloween t-shirts. Ducky's has little bat wings that flap when he runs and Oscar's has a jack-o-lantern face printed on it. His came with a matching pumpkin top with a stem. Guilty!