Six Things You Will NOT Find at Our Wedding

You've heard of "dos and don'ts". Here is a list of "please, for the love of God, don'ts", courtesy of one of our favorite websites, CRACKED.
(Warning! This article contains some strong language and also a lot of fighting.)

Six Ways to Ruin a Perfectly Good Wedding

My personal pick for most cringe-worthy is the deliriously drunk bridsesmaid hogging the spotlight during what starts out as a cute little dance number between her and the bride. Incredibly awkward and embarrassing moments like this are part of the reason Andy and I decided to keep our wedding as simple as humanly possible, which means no wedding party, no idiotic staged photographs of the groom trying to run away, no Chicken Dance, no Electric Slide, and definitely, DEFINITELY no shoving cake in each others' faces.

EDIT: Ok, actually 7 things. We will encourage everyone at our celebration to have as much fun as possible, but please try not to destroy the entire place and injure the other guests like the following drunken Russian:

Enjoy.